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Who is Drunk?????

The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything...

 

LOFT

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What...

 

Chinese Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in...

 

Where do frogs keep their money?

|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

 

What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

 

billy's father is a lawyer

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood...

 

Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have...

 

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father...

 

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....

 

Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other...