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Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over...
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Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't...
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Saintly Naivete
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I...
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me drunk?
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...
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Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler...
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I...
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Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
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How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to...
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