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What's black and white and comes in little cans?

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

 

bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The...

 

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

 

Why did the nurse go to art school?

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

 

Blonde and Hairdresser

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...

 

Two Nuns

There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are...

 

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over...

 

Foot Tall

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The...

 

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....

 

LOFT

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What...