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bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The...
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Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the...
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A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite...
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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
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Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another...
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A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again...
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The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!
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Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde...
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What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.
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Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of...
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