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College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...
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spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he...
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Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.
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There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you...
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Mom, I'm pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told...
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82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being...
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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri
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A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again...
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blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the...
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Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another...
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