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bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The...

 

Doggie Fashion

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the...

 

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite...

 

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.

 

Blonde and The Coke Machine

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another...

 

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again...

 

The Priest

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

 

Proffessional Acquantance

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde...

 

What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.

 

Surgery

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of...