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|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you...

 

College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...

 

82 year old man

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being...

 

Dog named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall...

 

Racoon Joke

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

 

What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

 

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.

 

Scorcher Murphy

|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading....

 

What a large crowd

|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A...

 

A man moves into a nudist colony...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed...