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A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of...
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...
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The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down...
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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he...
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview...
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An artist asked the gallery owner...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner...
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Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes...
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Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and...
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