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The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the...
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wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down."So they're taking a shower and the...
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Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in...
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An artist asked the gallery owner...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner...
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College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn...
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Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS...
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What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!
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A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again...
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