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Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview...
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Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in...
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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
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An artist asked the gallery owner...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner...
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blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the...
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College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn...
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What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!
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Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take...
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Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and...
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Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the...
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