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An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mister, what's theproblem?"The old man wipes the tears from...

 

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the...

 

Now thats lazy!

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

 

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions....

 

drunk guy and the nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out...

 

Diff Between Bar and Clitoris

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

 

3 Vampires in Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then...

 

Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last...

 

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

 

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a...