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drunk guy and the nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out...

 

What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.

 

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

 

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Headand Shoulders" and it...

 

Returning from her vacation...

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in...

 

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions....

 

A spinning wheel!

|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

 

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the...

 

Love thy Neighbor

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to...

 

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up