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The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about...
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Two friends were out drinking...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to...
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What's on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your...
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Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied,...
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The newly divorced woman...
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do...
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Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,...
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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
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What would Princess Diana be doing right...
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
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Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...
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Blonde's medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing...
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