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What's on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your...
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What would Princess Diana be doing right...
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the...
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Two friends were out drinking...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to...
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Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied,...
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Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily...
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Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,...
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The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about...
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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
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Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...
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