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high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins...
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trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next...
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The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about...
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The newly divorced woman...
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do...
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Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to...
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Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied,...
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Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having...
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What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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Two friends were out drinking...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to...
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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
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