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Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
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What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.
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Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily...
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A six year old comes crying...
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...
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What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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The Office Christmas Party
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
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Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.
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Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."The second...
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