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What would Princess Diana be doing right...

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

 

Blonde's medical exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing...

 

horse

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

 

Death becomes nerd

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS...

 

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

 

A man walks into a doctor office

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" he...

 

Mexican is at border

|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to...

 

Valentine's Day Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After...

 

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

 

The corporate boat race

|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long...