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Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

 

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

 

Escalators

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily...

 

A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...

 

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

 

The Office Christmas Party

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

 

A spinning wheel!

|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

 

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

 

Lawyer's Birthday Gift

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

 

Furniture salesman

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."The second...