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Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

 

The corporate boat race

|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long...

 

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

 

A spinning wheel!

|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

 

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

 

A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...

 

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

 

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

 

The Office Christmas Party

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

 

Furniture salesman

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."The second...