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Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

 

The corporate boat race

|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long...

 

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

 

This wife is too jealous

|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now...

 

horse

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

 

A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...

 

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

 

Ocean Joke

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

 

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

 

The Office Christmas Party

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller