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Ocean Joke

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

 

A man walks into a doctor office

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" he...

 

This wife is too jealous

|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now...

 

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

 

horse

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

 

Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

 

A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...

 

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

 

Mexican is at border

|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to...

 

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.