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Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't...
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Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The...
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Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
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Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler...
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I...
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Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...
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Saintly Naivete
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I...
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Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks...
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Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In Managua, people are...
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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri
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