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Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In Managua, people are...
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LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What...
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Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't...
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Little Carrie likes to screw
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers...
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Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks...
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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri
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spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he...
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Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I...
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Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler...
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