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Dirty minds

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

 

bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The...

 

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

 

Where do frogs keep their money?

|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

 

Mom, I'm pregnant!

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told...

 

Foot Tall

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The...

 

Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD 8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE 7. IT LASTS A...

 

A blond at a party was telling her friend...

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going...

 

Learn it by listening

|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...

 

Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks...