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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used...
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah
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Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful...
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Our bright childhood...
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies,...
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a...
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Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything...
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Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.
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Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes...
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Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
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