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Top 10 - Basketball vs Sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20...

 

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used...

 

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!

 

Punctuation marks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men...

 

What does ADIDAS stand for?

What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

 

Getting Down Under

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful...

 

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah

 

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a...

 

Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)

What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

 

History through the eyes of the eighth graders

The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully,and you will learn a...