The Bald Maid

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says:

- I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says:

- I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look. The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her.

Then the girl says:

- I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?

So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband:

- I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine. Her husband says:

- You think you were embarrassed...

I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me.