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Begin emergency landing

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.According to...

 

I did all of that?

|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his...

 

Why English is tough

|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The farm was used to produce produce.3. The dump was so full it...

 

Fun with telemarketers

|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be...

 

yo mama so stupid

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

Less-Known Computer Languages

Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout the...

 

You might be a redneck if... in bed

You've ever used lard in bed.

 

Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8. Air traffic control glitch causes...

 

The guide for all men

|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be...

 

Process-Oriented God

Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this:...