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Converting to metric

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last...

 

That IS The Only Difference

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

 

Women's instructions

|WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot...

 

American University Grading Procedures

American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF...

 

Chicken jokes 04

|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint...

 

The Math Test

The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life...

 

Have a life after death

|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just...

 

yo mama so fat.. band..

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

 

New Chemical Element Discovered

New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university. The...

 

A man's translations

|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:*...