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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
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A man's translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:*...
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American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF...
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Women's instructions
|WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot...
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Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and...
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An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been...
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A lawyer named Strange died...
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The...
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Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of...
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The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life...
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A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He...
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