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My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the...
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American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF...
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Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last...
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That IS The Only Difference
What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
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Women's instructions
|WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot...
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Have a Microsoft Christmas
|'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were...
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Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint...
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There was a young Scotsman called Andy...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey!...
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Have a life after death
|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just...
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New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university. The...
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