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Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last...
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Women's instructions
|WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot...
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Have a life after death
|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just...
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American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF...
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A man's translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:*...
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Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she...
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
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The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life...
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky
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