Chicken jokes 04

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

A: It eggs-plodes!

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?

A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have enough guts!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide!

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