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Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint...
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baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the...
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That IS The Only Difference
What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
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Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a dike!
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Have a life after death
|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just...
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Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get...
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Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last...
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
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