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Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd...
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Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he...
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Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".
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Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.
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What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one...
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The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and...
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During the Vietnam war...
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4...
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Guide for all women
|A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED.I'm tired. I'VE GOTTA GO.Get out of the way and stay...
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Winnie The ????
"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class...
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am...
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