Scorcher Murphy
Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all ye say there?" The agent said, "Certainly ye have.
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Why d'ye ask?" Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale.
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'tis too good to part with."
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