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A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked...
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What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property...
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There's no sign of the offending vehicle, but he's relieved to...
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Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
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Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudice. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that...
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Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called...
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