Children
Silly superstition
"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God...
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How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
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A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor. "Oh dear, have you got hair on...
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A poor little girl was begging in the street...
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, give me some money for a fix." The man answers, astonished,...
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A priest is walking down the street one day when...
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very...
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Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted. At...
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A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me a sissy.""What did you do?" the mother asked."I hit him...
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A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent. The grocer walked over, and,...
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After putting her children to bed, a mother...
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting...
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When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to thelittle boy in the second row, he said:...
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