Children
One day a teacher was teaching religion...
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two children rose their hand....
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A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But...
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An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a...
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Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal...
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The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In...
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Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said...
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said,...
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike...
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A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the...
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed...
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