One day a teacher was teaching religion...
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant topick on him she chose little Mary."I think your heart goes first because, that's were your emotionsof love are."
"Very interesting." replied the teacher. Seeing no one else hadtheir hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him."I think your feet go up first."Confused but relieved the teacher said, "Why is that?"Johnny replied, "Once when I walked in my parents room I saw mydad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying "Oh God!"
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