Children
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?"The little boy...
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A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who...
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A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning."This mower work, son?" the...
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A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!""Shhhh,...
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Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?Class: Little...
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How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.
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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied....
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A new method
It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment...
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in...
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Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny. "Well, how...
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