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Gone fishing

Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant...

 

Ear

Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little...

 

Following the sign

Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what Idid.

 

Quick and clear

A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks

 

Mom, can little girls have babies?

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said his mom, "of course not."Little Johnny then ran back...

 

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by...

 

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of fucking...

 

Count till fifty

The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the blackboard. "Children," she said, addressing the classroom,...

 

A little boy did not go to school one day...

A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull". "How...

 

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and...

 

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