Christmas Jokes
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies...
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there...
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Homemade Bargain Gift
Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
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Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
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The Office Christmas Party
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
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Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
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The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
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Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
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Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot,...
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