Computers

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

 

Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...

Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The...

 

If IBM made toasters...

If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for...

 

If Microsoft made toasters...

If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'dstill...

 

If Apple made toasters...

If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you whenit...

 

Does DEC still make toasters?..

Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

 

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.

 

If Cray made toasters...

If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

 

If Wang made toasters...

If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin development...

 

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored...