Dumb Jokes
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled...
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DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van...
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THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the...
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LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited...
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AHH, THAT'S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and...
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OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...
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Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from...
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An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have...
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