Children
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher...
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie."Good...
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Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher:...
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A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see. One...
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A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the conceptof marriage, her...
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Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, "You wanna play doctor?" Johnny replied, "NO,...
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Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I...
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Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, burstinginto tears. "Promise me you won't...
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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
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Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl...
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