Clean Jokes

You're so dumb...

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

 

Bigfoot

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

 

Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...

 

Final Examination

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave...

 

Did you ever wonder?

Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on...

 

God vs Satan

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and...

 

Math

Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.

 

The Cow and the Chicken

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would...