Computing Jokes
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to...
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Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The...
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Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my...
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Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that...
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I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and...
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Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "File not found".I told him to do a...
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Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is...
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Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and...
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Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It's Better...
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What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All...
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