Dirty Jokes
That IS The Only Difference
What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
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Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man....
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Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador...
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Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of...
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101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they...
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May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I...
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Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You'll never get that worm back in his hole,"...
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Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The...
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The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns....
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