Ethnical Jokes

Texas builds it larger

|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab...

 

Facts about Americans

|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.Men do 29% of...

 

Caught by a local tribe

|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and...

 

How to speak Southern

|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his...

 

Competition of a nation

|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world....

 

Defining the Americans

|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give...

 

Welcoming to America

|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his...

 

Admit that you did that

|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Nobody answered him.He...

 

Only found in America

|Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating...

 

Native American trades

|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do...