Job/Office Jokes

Selling war insurance

|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It...

 

Work for an operator

|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller :...

 

Quotes of companies

|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able...

 

How all careers end

|How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled....

 

Describe professions

|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college,...

 

Letters to a landlord

|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my...

 

Changed HR policies

|Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of...

 

Old local blacksmith

|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby...

 

Drummer problems

|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't...

 

Pick a starting salary

|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The...