Police Jokes
What is the future
|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
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Part of the service
|Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the...
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A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked...
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Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth...
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Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in...
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