Political Jokes

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"Pres...

 

Stupid Funny Quotes

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a...

 

140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says,...

 

Lying Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's...

 

New Ruling

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have...

 

Chief wants beer!

An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the bartender, "Me want...

 

Osama Bin Laden joke

Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...

 

Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig

One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around...