Science
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked...
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What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara
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What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?""That's a...
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For...
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Two homosexuals were talking when...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so...
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The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct....
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Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.
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What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
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