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Four married guys go golfing...

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come...

 

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street...

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding herpet cat in her...

 

A man was playing a game of golf...

A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. As honest a golfer as he normally was, he picked up the...

 

Golfing

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are taking their time and when finally the...

 

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player...

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke...

 

Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?

Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

 

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is...

 

A wife begins to get a little worried because...

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she...

 

One day, a fellow went for a ride...

One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, "No...

 

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods...

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging...