Travel
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Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been marriedand he is curious as to...
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Pilot to tower...
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . .please instruct! Tower to...
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This lady who was living in New York City had to get back...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a...
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Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Where's George?" one of...
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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the...
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Happens
For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a classic! In tribute to those 'special' customers we alllove!...
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out thewindow, turned to his mother and said, "If...
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Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take...
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.Holmes wakes up deep into...
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The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog...
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