Aviation Jokes
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
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Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.
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Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn...
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Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by...
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A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of...
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Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,...
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Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what...
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International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In...
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