Bar Jokes
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out...
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Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my...
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Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."The second...
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Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...
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the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's for. The bartender replies, "Every night we have a...
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Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"
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Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily...
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Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.."I sure do," he...
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Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees....
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Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you...
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