Bar Jokes

Two men walked into a bar

|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

 

Some yogurt visits a local bar

|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt...

 

Some very common traits in two drunks

|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.The first man then asks: "Where...

 

The number twelve goes to a bar

|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with...