Children
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?
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Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...
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A little girl came running into the house crying...
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you...
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A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up...
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THE IRS LETTER...
THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax...
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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they...
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The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist...
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Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While...
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Little Johnny was in class again...
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is...
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Little Johnny walks into his primary school...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were...
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