Elderly
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the...
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There was an old married couple that had happily...
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's...
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A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what...
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A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her...
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Three old ladies are walking down the street...
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!Two: No. Today's Thursday!Three: So am I! Let's go to a bar!
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A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor...
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Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant last nightand had the best meal...
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An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mister, what's theproblem?"The old man wipes the tears from...
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An old man and an old lady are getting...
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:"Super...
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How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
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