Elderly
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age,...
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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they...
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
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A little old lady walked into the bank...
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."...
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A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are...
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Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies,...
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor."And she said, "Why?...
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A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?. No reply. Moved to 10' and inquired...
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and...
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