An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do notintend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowingup in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down,
then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down thereis 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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