Elderly
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des...
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Don't Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with...
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An old lady lived by herself in a small house...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while she was gone a criminal broke into her...
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Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor. The next morning, the nurses...
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Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. Howmany do you...
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Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great...
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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other...
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Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got a little older, I could bend it a little and now I...
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A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what...
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