Irish Jokes
I'll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp...
- 0
- 1234
- permalink
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't...
- 0
- 1334
- permalink
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What...
- 0
- 1309
- permalink
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and...
- 0
- 1280
- permalink
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at....
- 0
- 1250
- permalink
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...."...
- 0
- 1264
- permalink
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new television wouldn't be here. If it...
- 0
- 1240
- permalink
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from...
- 0
- 1338
- permalink
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. "Why,...
- 0
- 1431
- permalink