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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About...
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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There...
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Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do...
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Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.
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What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
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What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.
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