Science

There is 2 fags walking down the beach...

There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the sand with their feet. One happens to kick a lamp that islying buried in the...

 

This one is really disgusting...

Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears...

 

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.

 

What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?

Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps

 

Wrong joke

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmerappears. "Excuse me sir, but my car broke...

 

Sword playing

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other....

 

What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

 

What do you call a gay man scrotum?

Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!

 

What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?

Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stool in?

 

My feminine side

Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractiveyoung man named Johnny who he talks to all...