Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so fat.. drivers license

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

 

yo mama is so fat... driveway

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

 

yo mama is so fat.. neck

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

 

Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

 

Yo mama in an elevator

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

 

yo mama is so fat.. shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

 

yo mama is so fat.. lost

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

 

yo mama is so fat... restaurant

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

 

yo mama so stupid.. juice

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

 

yo mama so stupid.. . refund

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!