Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat.....website

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.

 

your mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

 

Yo mamma so fat... elevater

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

 

yo mamma so fat

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

 

yo mamma is so ugly... onion

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

 

yo mamas so stupid...gumball

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

 

Yo mamas so fat ... skittles

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

 

yo mama's teeth

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

 

Yo mama's house is so dirty

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

 

Yo mama's house is so small

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza....