Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so fat.. drivers license

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!