At Work
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today...
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Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with...
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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without...
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Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. "Do youknow what time we quit around...
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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to...
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When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.Top...
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There are thousands of sex phone lines for men...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can justgo to work.
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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow...
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Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's...
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When...
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