At Work
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says,"Can I help? Have you...
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Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He...
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Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's...
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Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think.
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A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the...
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A man goes to his bank manager and says...
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together...
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The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessence of your being to a potential...
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BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"Dilbert: "Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it toreboot."Boss:...
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Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked...
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Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
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